A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.
by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005
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calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.
I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.
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Get the Calenderize mug.when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?
Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit
Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?
Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit
Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?
Jauquim: September
Steve: Sweet!
by BradenBirk June 20, 2009
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calendergasm'ed would be
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calendergasm'ed would be
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by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009
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Here is the calender for the day
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
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