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calendarize

To add a scheduled event to a planning calendar, so that it may serve as a future reminder.
A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.
by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005
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calendrical

Noun or descriptive adjective: any date sensitive list of appointments or files or anything else that is, or should be put into date order.
Miss Grosby,
Is this set of files already calendrical?
by moonwolf April 14, 2009
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calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.
I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.
by BecBecSF May 14, 2023
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Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.
Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!
by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010
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calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!
by BradenBirk June 20, 2009
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calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*
the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09
by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009
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Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.
Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender
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