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Condofy

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.
"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"
by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021
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glue condom

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out
Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009
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Gravy Flavored Condom

Condoms evil Turkey's use.
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
by The Turkie August 15, 2011
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Coevorden

(Sometimes misspelled as Coevoorden)

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevordencomplot). This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.
X: Have you ever been in Coevorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevorden-conspiracy
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Condom

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
by BBPow August 15, 2010
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Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
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Coffee Condom

A cardboard sleeve made to insulate to-go coffee cups.
I did not use a coffee condom and my espresso got cold. I should learn to practice safe drinking.
by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018
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