bromosexuality

The strong almost homosexual bond bro's have. Hanging out, going to party's together, and riding around in there bromobiels, are all just examples of bro's expressing there inner bromosexuality. Bromosexual bonds are strong and bro would be willing to go through a bropacalypse for each other, and often group together to protect other bro's from hostile brogressor's.

Bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?

Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?

Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly

Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.

by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013

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Bromo

1. Short for bromance. Which is a very close and non-sexual relationship between two or more men. It is an exceptionally tight, affectional, homosocial male bonding relationship exceeding that of usual friendship and is distinguished from normal friendship by a particularly high level of emotional intimacy.

2. Also used for your gay close friend. Attributing to the etymology "bro+homo".

1. Mike and Dustin are so tight, they've always got their bromance going on, they don't miss on anything. Yeah, both saving each other's arse from trouble, all the time. Bromo goals.

2. Hey are you two dating ? You and Gary.
Oh no, Gary is my bromo. Although I wouldn't regret dating him, I'm straight.

by Johnwick98 July 9, 2022

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Tony Bromo

Another name for the Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Often used while he is performing well during competition or when he is doing something totally chill like hooking up with totally hot famous women.

Bro 1: Did you see Tony Bromo light it up this Sunday?

Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.

Bro 1: Brotally...

by Sixare January 2, 2012

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Bromosapien

A unique species of bro, usually reserved for closer friends.

"Thanks for being DD tonight, later." "no problem bromosapien."

by Adam91 July 17, 2011

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doup bromeo

colloquial greeting; akin to "sup brah"

(bromeo being derived from bro + romeo)

Stranger: hi
You: doup bromeo
Stranger: Wow now I *know* you're the fucking man, brah! :D

by You (Omegle) May 29, 2009

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Bromosexuality

The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.

The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos

2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)

3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.

4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.

5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.

Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.

Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.

Guy 1: Thats understandable.

by The Bro Master November 3, 2010

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