Bologna

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

by Frank Giuffrida November 29, 2006

Balrog

He is a boxer from Street Fighter. Balrog, is big, dumb...and really, really strong. He is a world-champion professional boxer who's primary motivations include money, women, and living the high life. He's the only Street Fighter character who can't kick, and was the first Boss character you encounter in Street Fighter II. In the Japanese version, his name was M.Bison. It was changed to avoid any legal entanglements with Mike Tyson, who bears a striking resemblance, has his own game and is certainly no stranger to legal hassles.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

bologna

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

by Nick December 4, 2004

Balrog

noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug

PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

bologna taco

As the name implies, it is a bologna based taco. However the key difference is instead of using a taco shell the slice of bologna is being used as the taco shell. The toppings such as mustard are then directly applied to the bologna.

It is one type of a poorman's sandwich.

Dude: Hey man, I am starving.
Guy: I am outta bread, so go make yourself a bologna taco.
Dude: I better not get listeria.

by Matthew Crabbe October 24, 2008

bologna tits

Titties that look like bolagna loafs.

That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.

by tim taylor May 13, 2005