Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

blotter

Acid, lsd on a small square piece of paper.

Let's each take two of the blotters.

by etard April 1, 2003

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

bloser_

Someone I want to kiss

Ok bloser_ have my baby's

by charzeywarzeyparzeyuwu July 8, 2021

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

Potential Bloater

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

by uyrladdy February 21, 2011