how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

beersty

adj. having a desire to drink a beer; a combination of beer and thirsty

barkeep, im so beersty, prepare me an ale!

by robertjames May 25, 2005

beerskee

A single bottle of beer, preferably chilled.

Informal Spoken: "Hand me a beerskee"

by beerskee June 7, 2003

Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008

Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.

Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009

Beerscoot

A usually long journey that is made considerably shorter while under the influence of alcohol

"Hey Dave, doesn't that journey take 4 hours?"

"Nah it'll be fine, we'll beerscoot it in like 5 minutes"

by jelly jallen and co December 18, 2008

beerlusion

the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion

"i need to sit down, the room is spinning"
"no, the room isn't spinning, you are having a beerlusion.

by fadedredwing May 19, 2009