After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”

Beercontinence by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023

Related Words

Beerscoot • beer scooter • beerscout • beer-shooter • Beerbootlecockitis • Beercontinence • beerfoot • beeshooter • beer coat • Beer Crotch

beerscout

An adventurer looking for new, tasty, fine and different beers. If using an application like Untappd to record the beers, they can earn badges.

Beerscouts log the beer, ale, stout they drink and the bars & microbreweries they visit.

beerscout by Deguerls January 2, 2014

beerfoot

(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).

(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.

(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.

(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"

beerfoot by StephanieY October 31, 2007

Beerbootlecockitis

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.

Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''

Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014

beeshooter

basicly a bee shooting peashooter
it was only seen in PVZA
it shoots bees btw

person 5 "hey crazy dave can i plant a beeshooter?"
crazy dave "waby waboo guele brob "

beeshooter by jimmy_mom:D November 12, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026