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Beerscoot

A usually long journey that is made considerably shorter while under the influence of alcohol
"Hey Dave, doesn't that journey take 4 hours?"

"Nah it'll be fine, we'll beerscoot it in like 5 minutes"
by jelly jallen and co December 18, 2008
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Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.
After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023
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beerscout

An adventurer looking for new, tasty, fine and different beers. If using an application like Untappd to record the beers, they can earn badges.
Beerscouts log the beer, ale, stout they drink and the bars & microbreweries they visit.
by Deguerls January 2, 2014
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beerfoot

(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).

(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.
(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.

(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"
by StephanieY October 31, 2007
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Beerbootlecockitis

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.
Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''
by Emptyel September 5, 2014
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beeshooter

basicly a bee shooting peashooter
it was only seen in PVZA
it shoots bees btw
person 5 "hey crazy dave can i plant a beeshooter?"
crazy dave "waby waboo guele brob "
by jimmy_mom:D November 12, 2021
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