Skip to main content

Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".
Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.
by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018
mugGet the Buttsex Disease mug.

Buttsex

Damn that buttsex set my ass straight
by Grandma’ssnookiecookie April 19, 2020
mugGet the Buttsex mug.

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
mugGet the Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine mug.

buttsex

buttsex is gay form of anal sex
I love buttsex because i am gay
by fag inator September 21, 2020
mugGet the buttsex mug.

buttsex

When someone humps you in your ass
He is gay cause he buttsexed me
by UplikedonaldTrump March 5, 2017
mugGet the buttsex mug.

French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .
agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof
by Slothy13 November 23, 2016
mugGet the French buttsex mug.

awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 17, 2014
mugGet the awkward buttsex mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email