web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

by Horace Longwood April 6, 2007

Assinine

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.

Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010

assginity

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

by . December 14, 2003

assminer

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

by J_AK December 8, 2006

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007