ASSCUM

A unit of universal measurement or a word to either brighten someone’s day or sound sexually attracted to everyone is the parameter

Yo how many pancakes you want
6 asscums

How many
6 asscums

by anonymous August 21, 2024

asscunter

Straight up bitch that is an asshole and a cunt

Female Bully: Men are bad, they are fucked with your prostitute.
Me: What the fuck do you mean?
Female Bully: Oh, fuck off you dickhole!
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! HEAR ME? YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! PERIOD!

by THATBASTARDGARY1234 July 3, 2024

Assbutt.

Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.

Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...

Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!

Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...

Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?

Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*

by I see your search history April 29, 2025