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Tyler Scheid, part of Markiplier and friends. Has a Twitch that he frequently streams on. Makes an appearance in several Markiplier videos. His tagline is #SmileAlways.
p1: Go follow apocalypto_12 on twitch
p2: What will I see?
p1: A sexy Tyler
by thisguylovescats March 10, 2018
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apocalypse

The contrapositive relationship between aesthetic elements (lines) and aesthetic attributes (colors, space) in which human beings are pawns.

Schematized in Goethe's Theory of Colors.
Goethe conjectured that colors and spaces (implicit lines) are contraposed to EXplicit lines in linear time and this contraposition is only manifested to human beings as cultural conflict.

Thus human beings are not agentic actors in this conflict but are FUNCTIONS in the apocalypse.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 24, 2018
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Apocalypse Bingo

It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.
"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"
by Xx_Beans_xX June 10, 2020
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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.
Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Post Covid Apocalypse

Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.
Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else

Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse
by Torsiondrummer October 6, 2021
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apocalypto

A movie that reinforces the point that Mel Gibson is a nut who craves human blood. Features include a baby getting dashed against the ground till its neck breaks, a man's father getting his throat cut by the ruthless savages quite audibly (you can hear the cartilage) in front of him while visible spurts of blood run down his shirtless chest, a native person coated in mud, and the sacrifices, three sacrifices I could count watching it in fast-forward mode. The victims are rubbed down with a blue paint, then slaughtered. That's three realistic looking human hearts exposed to daylight and drenched in gorgeous crimson blood. It's too bad the native doesn't take a huge bite out of the cardiac muscle--but you can't win 'em all. At least twice the head is chopped off (kinda hard to see) and it's quite visible that the Homo Sapien head is thrown down the pyramid staircase and caught in a basket. The headless corpse is then thrown down the stairs later.
That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.

The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.

Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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