asif lakhani

monkey!!!

dat big ape like thing dat jumps around

by Soomer June 17, 2003

Asafa

Jamaican for "Rise to the Occasion" The most delicious Olympic sprinter in history, with a previous world records in the 100m dash. To reiterate this point: Asafa is delicious.

What up brother? You run that 100 today?
Bitch, I ASAFA'd that shit.

What up brother? Did you see that girl?
Damn... she more than delicious... she ASAFA.

by Gokuluva469 March 16, 2010

asdife

to bash over the head repeatedly.

Rob got pissed and asdifed Boone with a shovel.

by Derick Boone April 13, 2008

ASAF

As soon as fuck or expediting an either understood or specified action.

I’ll be there ASAF.

by STATT DUNDREWS March 12, 2019

Asif

A boy who is sexy and has a lovely personality.

Example:I have a boyfriend called asif 😍
He is just right.

by Jamzirah December 26, 2019

Assif

A super nice mother who is also kind of a loser. They are still kinda cool though

Omg you are such an Assif 🤪

by I bet you don’t know who I am April 25, 2022

aasif

Usually confused with the word "office"
Really, try saying it like 3 times in a row!

Me: Try saying Aasif three times in a row!
You: Why!?
Me: DO IT.
You: Aasif! Aasif! Office!
Me: Hahahhahaha
You: oops!...
Me: Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

by A person! Oh no! June 18, 2008