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Souvenirs from concerts
-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!
by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017
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The Blue Shirt of Bliss

The unusually deep aqua-blue shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; Alike it's cousin, The Purple Shirt of Sex, it is renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac. It received it's "bliss" name because of the visual bliss it becomes when worn by a blue-eyed Sherlock, making them a special, highlighted kind of blue.

It's first appearance is in "The Six Thatchers", the eleventh episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
Benedict Cumberbatch's muscles show more in the Blue Shirt of Bliss, being he'd just finished filming Doctor Strange.
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Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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gray shirt of lust

A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.
Sherlock is looking nice this episode in the gray shirt of lust.
by Alice-day June 8, 2016
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Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me
“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means
by uwuboy November 12, 2020
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Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016
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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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