1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.
2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.
1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."
2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."
2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
Noun
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
by Imaqueefbiscuit August 01, 2022
When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
by Juvan dudlus September 02, 2019