jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

circle jerk

A situation that is completely inane and useless, frustratingly hopeless, almos always connected with work.

My boss is an idiot, you should have seen the circle jerk project we had to do this week to satisfy that egotistical moron.

by funlovincriminl August 9, 2003

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.

Most of the republican party is filled with pseudo-intellectual circle jerking.

by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

A jerk

Someone who dances the jerk. You have to have the attitude and be able to get off in a jerk off dance.

ThemPRanger$ go hard. They are each "A jerk" because they jerk.

by N0L4nFR31T4$ December 29, 2009

circle jerk

Circle Jerk is also a term used by road racing fans to describe an oval racing driver. Typically these are IRL and NASCAR drivers who go around in circles all day.

NASCAR drivers are just a bunch of circle jerks.

by bdogg May 4, 2004

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003

Jenko

Jenko is a nickname given to someone with the last name Jenkins. It describes someone who has a big nose and a micropenis. They tend to be rich and have bisexual tendencies. A Jenko will also try and make you believe they are good at sports but they really aren't.

Person A: "Hey Jenko, wanna hang out?"
Jenko: "Sure, let me go ask my butler for a ride to your house"

by TreeHugger1611 May 20, 2021