french fry

A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.

Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?

by breixrockstarxoh July 15, 2007

French Tickler

When you are having sex with your lady friend doggy style and some guy comes and tickles your asshole with a feather from behind, he's called the french tickler

Dude I was about cum in Tracy's ass and then the french tickler got me!!

by el_nigero July 11, 2010

french hot dog

When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.

I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.

by Stevegsf October 17, 2008

French Manicure

When a girl digs her nails into a guys back (who has back acne) during sex; the zits pop & puss gets under the girls nails.

So I found out that Steve has back acne. Last night when we had sex I ended up with a French Manicure!!!

by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011

french fry

A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.

She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.

by CharismaPretender July 6, 2007

Frenching

A Kiss involving tongues usually making the ones frenching

horny as Hell

James:hey baby
Amelia:Hey

James: wanna french me
Amelia:Hell ya

*starts frenching*

by AmeliaMoo911 September 13, 2012

French Ending

The opposite of a Hollywood/Happy ending, typically in films but can be used when speaking about anything else that has an ending.

Comes from the fact that many French films have a tendency to have very sad and gloomy endings.

The movies "A Serbian Film", and Funny Games" had two of the greatest French Endings of all time.

by Hollercaust November 5, 2012