CharismaPretender's definitions

french fry

A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.

She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.

by CharismaPretender July 6, 2007