Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010

epic fail

epic fail: meaning an awsome fail

dude that was an epic fail

by RFIZZY August 28, 2010

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

Noah will fail Italian

An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.

Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?

No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.

by jknjkfbsjkfgsag June 5, 2011

Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.

I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.

by suck August 31, 2005

failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009