dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

Dick Around Dylan

D.A.D is the best youtuber ever. he makes funny youtube videos about him fucking with people!

yo did you see Dick Around Dylan's new video?

by fly around fred yt May 25, 2019

dick suck nigga

When a poor, uneducated black piece of ghetto excreta, goes low, real low, below-the-belt-low, and starts unpacking that ding-dong, and sucking it, like he was promised 'twenni bucks'.

Dick suck nigga never make me smile

by Fukaface! January 5, 2020

dick and dom

The act of dominating someone with your dick.

Alan: I'm going to dick and dom Alice later
Trevor: Nice

by AnonymousTrevor November 24, 2014

Dick up

Equivalent to saying fuck you or, Suck a dick.

Gmoney told me “go to the store for the block” and I told them niggas “Dick up”

by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019

Dick Grayson

Dick Grayson, full name Richard John Grayson, was the first Robin, Nightwing, and the second Batman. Now back to being Nightwing again. Contrary to what the contributor before me believes, he's never died. The contributor before me is probably thinking of Jason Todd, the second Robin, or Damian Wayne, the fifth.
Anyways, he's also been the leader of the Teen Titans, the Outsiders, ext. His most important and long-lasting "love-interests" are Barbara Gordon and Starfire. His parents died when he was young and so Bruce Wayne sort-of adopted him (he took him as a "ward", if that even means something anymore). And he's way cooler than you so I suggest reading a few comics before you judge.

Dick Grayson is my favorite Robin!
*gets shoved in locker*

by Kirbyderbygirl September 27, 2013

Dick Urkel

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.

"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"

by bipedal December 4, 2019