tody

a gay ass pussy

when a guy is atracted to another guy and is a whimp you are a tody

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Todd

Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.

This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch

by craig_sucks July 3, 2014

Todd

The act of burping in a woman (or mans) face during sexual intercourse.

He totally Todded me last night in bed.

by Bertha G May 9, 2008

Todd

A very gay person who constantly puts himself into awkward situations where he responds by making an ass out of himself or by making odd noises. a constant fuck up

While eating dinner, "Todd are you gay?" "no" (then proceeeds to choke on his food)

by jonny b good cheers March 12, 2010

todat

The jazz method of saying today. In the style of skat singing

Adam: Did you know that there is a Miles Davis gig on TV todat?

Fred: Really, man that's rad.

by Jeff Dean January 26, 2010

toda moda

definition: a word describing anyone or anything you could possibly want it to explain.

background: the store in Josua tree near the crals junior that sells fashionable items for that part of the world. Teenage girls from Glendale CA began abusing the rediculous word and making it a fun inside joke that now the entire world knows as...toda moda.

"Dude, your toda moda is showing!!"
"Sweetie, can you please take out the toda moda?"
"Make a point to study for the big toda moda coming up!"

by fedex April 19, 2005

toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 16, 2011