sweaty stroke

You tie a girl up and then you take ur sweaty ballsack and lay it across the girls face and stroke her face with ur balls.

I pulled the sweaty stroke on ur mom.

by Tony Greene May 16, 2007

Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

swear on my mums life

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.

Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.

by Afran April 26, 2016

No Fuckin Swearing

Just what it says.

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!

by Steaver370 May 8, 2004

swean'n

Just chillin , kickin it back into relax mode, hangin out and takin it easy

hey whats up?
oh just swean'n

by SMFP January 6, 2004

sweatin' the d

Basically, when a guy is gonna to fuck a girl sometime in the near future, and she knows it.

I've been talking to her for quite a while, and I can totally tell she's sweatin' the d.

by Dat boi May 22, 2006

Sweatin' Hams

To sweat, sweating constantly, sweating a lot.

Erik: It's kinda hot in here.

Nathan: Yeah, I'm sweatin' hams.

by eHebb January 27, 2008