stick to

To stay with or keep going to a person, place, or thing in the future.

(Sistine Chapel)
Michaelangelo: "Painting these walls is quite tiresome. I think I'll stick to the ceiling from now on."
Leonardo: "Surely you must be kidding my friend. Doing so would be quite boring and would require very strong glue. It's a long way down if you should fall, you know."
Michaelangelo: "What??? Hey, Splinter's out of town, so how about we grab some pizzas, roll up a fat doobie, and tag-team April indabutt."
Leonardo: "Right on, dude!"

(later, in their 15th century frat house)
Leonardo: "Oh...oh...OH!!!" **splat!** "Yes! Right in the eye!"
Michaelangelo: "Hey dude, I had this crazy idea. What if 500 years from now they made these giant turtles that fought crime in the likenesses of us and other Renaissance artists...wouldn't that be fuckin' crazy?"
Leonardo: "Shit man...you are WAAAAAASTED!!!"

by Nick D May 18, 2005

spunk sock

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

by Nicholas June 20, 2004

shox sock

The name given to a sneaker (usually a nike shox) during or after a shoejob if the guys cock is longer than the shoe, therefore making the shoe fit tight like a sock. A "filled shox sock" refers to the sneaker after the man cums in it, because a cock that large will most likely fill the shoe, and leave a yellow stain.

Shelly: So how was Alexis last night? Heard you got a shoejob.

James: Yeah, it was amazing! she gave me a hard jerk with her shox sock, and then i filled it to the top with hot cum.

Shelly: WOW! you must have a giant dick, Alexis wears size 9s. I'd love to have you squeeze into my shox sock sometime. Maybe ill leave my room open for a cum closet tomorrow.

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

red stick

another name for Baton Rouge, LA. Baton Rouge is the french translation of Red Stick.

I from the Red Stick.... home of the LSU Tigers!!!!!!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

stack of dimes

noun

term for a very small penis, sometimes occuring from cold weather, but that is usually just an excuse.

Emily wanted 10 inches of hard cock, but she laughed when I produced my stack of dimes.

by Convict February 4, 2006

cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

moon on a stick

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003