Definitions by Convict

A Bon Jovi 

noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

A Bon Jovi by Convict February 10, 2006

stack of dimes 

noun

term for a very small penis, sometimes occuring from cold weather, but that is usually just an excuse.

Emily wanted 10 inches of hard cock, but she laughed when I produced my stack of dimes.

stack of dimes by Convict February 4, 2006