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noun

term for a very small penis, sometimes occuring from cold weather, but that is usually just an excuse.
Emily wanted 10 inches of hard cock, but she laughed when I produced my stack of dimes.
by Convict February 03, 2006

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noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

by Convict February 03, 2006

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