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Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
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When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience.
So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.
by kingneptune405 August 28, 2010
Get the back seat skyping mug.The most simplistic rower in an eight boat. Can be less experienced than others, or just worse. Traits include the slowest erg times, the worst technique, and the worst ability to understand what the coach is trying to say. That said, they are generally nice, funny guys who are always understanding, no matter how daft they seem in the boat. Also known as the goon of the boat.
Wow! Adam is obviously going to be three seat come racing season!
I want to put DJ in the three seat, his ability to comprehend what I am saying is poor, and I dont want him having more of an effect on the boat.
Wow, Ted is pulling such bad times, and his posture is significantly off. I suggest you move him from bow to three seat, that will suit him better.
Nathan is a novice- put him in three seat so he can learn faster without to much of an important role.
I want to put DJ in the three seat, his ability to comprehend what I am saying is poor, and I dont want him having more of an effect on the boat.
Wow, Ted is pulling such bad times, and his posture is significantly off. I suggest you move him from bow to three seat, that will suit him better.
Nathan is a novice- put him in three seat so he can learn faster without to much of an important role.
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guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!
by sonagaia November 20, 2011
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