Emma Stone

A fish-faced actress who gets more recognition than she should. She has the body of a twelve-year-old and acts the same in every movie.

person 1: did you see that new Emma Stone movie?
person 2: you mean the one where she plays Emma Stone?
person 1: Yes, I have.

by sergeanttibbs August 19, 2012

Saboner

when an asian gets a boner that lasts for 5 minute, and in that 5 minutes fucks egg rolls.

That dude over there is a Saboner

by Shannen January 13, 2005

matt stone

One of the creators of my favorite shows ever...south park! :D He does the voice of Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and many others. He's also pretty cute, I've never seen anyone pull off the Jew Fro look quite like him.

matt stone and trey parker are the geniuses behind south park

by 19145 January 2, 2010

Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010

stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Rosetta Stoned

When someone not ordinarily prone to party, live it up, or be out of control does just that.

Man, Michael Phelps got cold busted getting Rosetta Stoned.

by Otto the Orange February 3, 2009