Definitions by ilovefeet

loins 

usually underpants, used to cover up the genitals. If you are poor you use newspaper and call it a loincloth

When Max saw Isaac his loins burned with happiness.

loins by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

milf 

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

milf by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Uniball 

When you get a really good atomic wedgie, you can lose your ball in your stomach.

Chase, shut your uniballed mouth!
Your half the man I am

Uniball by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

stoned 

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

stoned by ilovefeet August 4, 2003