Simp

A simp is someone who will do anything for the person they are interested in but they won’t give anything in return

Wow I can’t believe that Mia is simp-ing over that guy again

He’s trying to hard to get with her , he’s such a simp rn

by Akhskxndnd March 8, 2020

Simp

Your mother.

"God dude! I was with your mom last night; she's such a simp."

"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Gayshit Simpact

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.

Gayshit Simpact is a shitty game

by delayed420 August 7, 2022

oj simpson

When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.

To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.

by Cleopatra05 October 1, 2005

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.

enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.

her 15 mins were up before they even started.

"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"

*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!

by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

Cody Simpson

(born 11 January 1997) is an Australian pop singer-songwriter from Gold Coast, Queensland, who is currently signed to U.S. record label Atlantic Records.

AKA:
My future husband <3

Cody Simpson's song "On my Mind" is my favorite!!

by CodySimpsonForever<3 August 22, 2011