destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

by edwinnnie November 12, 2015

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me used to be on Showtime in 2003- 2004. It came up with only two seasons... making it not seen by most public. It is the most awesomest show in the world!! Ellen Muth, Mandy Patinkin, Callum Blue, Rebecca Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Laura Harris are the main characters. George's (Ellen)mom, Joy, doesn't like the word "moist", and her dad, Clancy, is cheating on Joy with a college student. George's sister, Reggie, isn't having a hard time coping with George's death. George, now Millie, at Happy Time, thinks old people are intimidating. Now, on Tuesdays, DLM comes on SciFi.

I love Dead Like Me so much! I wish it never ended! Dead Like Me ROCKS!!!!!

by kendall. b September 15, 2007

JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

¡no me digas!

ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.

Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Bell Me Up

To get someone to ring you on your phone. Similar to "give me a bell".

"Bell me up when you get there mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 5, 2005

no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."

Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003