Janethri 

Janethri is an autistic girl who has happens to get really good grades because that is a segment of her autistic traits. She loves to develop games and annoy her peers and her teachers because she has such a fun and autistic personality. She loves to crack the weirdest jokes even if no one really finds them funny, she happens to laugh at them herself and that is enough for her. Because, she is also schizophrenic. Janethri is a white washed Sri Lankan who calls ravioli "Pasta packets".

Giuliana: Yo I made this new friend named Janethri

Samreet: Oh! I'm really happy you found a new friend, but you just gotta beware, she's a bit weird.

Janethri by Boombayah69 January 13, 2025

Jared 

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss

Jared likes being stepped on

Jared by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025

jared padalecki 

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.

girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”

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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”

jared padalecki by eatsjaredpadaleckischewedgum February 24, 2025

Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday

Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off

Jared’s girlfriend by J123345 March 4, 2025

Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it

Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off

Jared’s girlfriend by J123345 March 4, 2025

Jared Effect Theory 

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.

The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.

Jared Effect Theory by imchampurchump March 28, 2025

Janet 

She has big booty and great face card, she’s so sexy and the hottest ,She’s a keeper, she’s super talented, she loves money, investing in her is like investing in gold there’s always returns

Who’s that girl

That’s the hottest girl,her name is Janet

Janet by Jayne’s April 17, 2025