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(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex
person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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Grand Theft Aero

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The crime of stealing many air vehicles such as Airplanes or Helicopters. Only hard ass mother fuckers pull off a job like that.
Cop:"Did you hear about that one Marcus kid?"
Cop1:"Nah, what?"
Cop:"Got busted for Grand Theft Aero. Mother fucker was stealing planes!"
by M-boy January 23, 2006
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A penis so covered in hair that it cannot be stimulated to completion. The French Creole term for wolf dick. Shaving a gradeaux is a gra-don't, as it only turns it into something more sinister.
Girl: "Is your penis typically obscured by hair, or is there a full moon tonight?"
Guy: " Look out the window bitch, this gradeaux is here all month."
by gradeaux master September 18, 2016
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1) A small beachtown located in the real OC, Ottawa County. John McCain can be seen eating Pronto Pups here. Anthony Kiedis has been glimpsed at the Kirby House.

2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.

3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.
1) Grand Haven: We own it, you just visit.

2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."

3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.
by swaeshampine August 15, 2008
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Granade launcher

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Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".
Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
by SR707 January 15, 2010
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A mid-sized SUV introduced by Jeep in 1993 to compete against Ford's Explorer, and Motor Trend's "Truck of the Year" for 1993. Larger than the Cherokee, the Grand Cherokee is undeniably Jeep, with the brand's distinguishing angular and oversized wheel wells, seven-slot grill, and all-around angular styling. Models from 1993-1998 are known as ZJs, 1999-2004 are WJs, and the latest models, introduced in 2005, are known as WKs. Grand Cherokees have historically been overpowered, starting with the Chrysler 318 V8 in the 1993 model. In 1998, Jeep introduced the Grand Cherokee 5.9, named after the 5.9 liter Chrysler 360 engine they offered as an option. This special-edition Grand Cherokee was marketed as the world's fastest SUV, storming from 0-60 mph in 6.1 seconds, a remarkable feet for an SUV at the time. Jeep looks to be continuing that trend into 2006 with the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8, powered by a 6.1 liter HEMI engine that propels the vehicle to 60 mph in "less than 5 seconds."

The Jeep Grand Cherokee is an extremely capable off-road performer when properly equipped, with enough road-manners to make it suitable as a main vehicle in any household. It's distinctive styling has made it a good seller for the Jeep brand and a well-respected SUV to boot. It's powerful engine options ensure that you'll be able to put any ricer in their place

*Note "SUV" was used in place for Grand Cherokees merely as a convenience and for the sake of simply conveying the intended message. See example.
My Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.
Your Grand Cherokee is far more capable and attractive than my 4Runner.
by the_juice April 10, 2006
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Really nice, sweet, funny, scary, interesting, people who can't get off of Urban Dictionary. They also tend to be really smart and good dancers and musicians.
I'm going to miss the 7th graders.
by Kimikiwiz June 19, 2011
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