National hug your crush day February 27

Screenshot this and send it to your crush and they have to give you a hug

National hug your crush day February 27; means your crush has to hug you no matter what

by Linda Olivia February 26, 2020

Ferryjizzle

Is that latex-feeling that runs through your body when you jizz with a condom on, it feels like youre high. If youve never used a condom, then dont even try to remove this definition saying its stupid cuz u just a fucked up lil virgin faggit.

I felt ferryjizzle with sexy Ashley last night, condoms are good.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

February 25

Get your girlfriend flowers to show her how much you appreciate her fine lookin ass

Girl* Oh baby! There beautiful, why did you get them for me? Boy* Because its February 25, you be always lookin finnneeee and i want to show u i appreciate your fine lookin ass

by Shoveitindaddy69 February 23, 2020

February 16

The day of making love to your cousin

Dude I had the best February 16th.

by CousinSleeperWither October 15, 2019

february 3

February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one

Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense

by Ipissandshid October 15, 2019

February 6

the day of moist leathery panty slacks.

“Do you have your moist panties ready for February 6?”

“Yes, they’re very leathery and they’re slacks too!”

by smitty jägermenjensen October 15, 2019

February 25th

February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.

Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”

by coryandtrevor October 15, 2019