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Aviv: Hey Cameron, I made your vape juice, but today's vape juice is special.
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!
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