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shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.
by Rob July 20, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005
Get the herpe shark mug.The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark
"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
by MelonShark January 19, 2010
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by def con juan May 6, 2010
Get the ball shark mug.Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
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