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When someone says something so outrageous and unbelievable, one may say "Are you out of your tree?" which means that the person is out of their mind on such an idea. The phrase originates from the popular Nintendo game, Animal Crossing.
Tanner: So what are you trying to do here?
Reil: I'm going to jump that shark tank on this here bike.
Tanner: Oh no, no, no! Are you out of your tree?! You can't hope to jump something like that on that thing. You may as well start jumping turtles before doing something so unbelievable.
Reil: But I jumped the turtles last week...
Reil: I'm going to jump that shark tank on this here bike.
Tanner: Oh no, no, no! Are you out of your tree?! You can't hope to jump something like that on that thing. You may as well start jumping turtles before doing something so unbelievable.
Reil: But I jumped the turtles last week...
by TanorFaux August 26, 2012
Get the Out of your tree mug.The movement of pure ambiance through a fluid. Often through the ears that pick it up. Ears have fluids inside that picks up these special sound waves to create a pure essence of transcendence of music.
The suffix word Kinesis is the motion or movement of an organism in response of an external stimulus. Thus Ambiance is the external stimulus, thus it moves the organism.
Ambiekinesis, the movement of pure ambiance through the fluids of the listener's ears, creating an atmosphere of calm essence and relaxation, and a trance like state.
The suffix word Kinesis is the motion or movement of an organism in response of an external stimulus. Thus Ambiance is the external stimulus, thus it moves the organism.
Ambiekinesis, the movement of pure ambiance through the fluids of the listener's ears, creating an atmosphere of calm essence and relaxation, and a trance like state.
Music Appreciator: Man, this song Insum by Solar Fields...it's like it is creating Ambiekinesis in my head! It's so powerful that I've...like...ascended and transcended beyond the normal range of music...I may never climb back down this mountain of ambiance...I want to stay here for all I can live for...
by TanorFaux April 24, 2012
Get the Ambiekinesis mug.1. To have an amazing sensation while listening to music, sounds and sometimes other people.
2. To have a sensation of water or blood coming out of your ears while listening to music, sounds or other people. Otorrhea-related Eargasm. Ear Discharge. Etc.
2. To have a sensation of water or blood coming out of your ears while listening to music, sounds or other people. Otorrhea-related Eargasm. Ear Discharge. Etc.
Tanor: Man, this ringing in my ear is giving me a serious eargasm...
Irona: You're not having an eargasm, there's just blood coming out of your ear.
Tanor: Oh...what do I do?
Irona: You're not having an eargasm, there's just blood coming out of your ear.
Tanor: Oh...what do I do?
by TanorFaux July 10, 2012
Get the Eargasm mug.Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Shark mug.He jabbed the man in the neck with the ferrule of his umbrella. It was quite sharp, because his umbrella has a concealed blade in it.
by TanorFaux October 18, 2012
Get the Ferrule mug.1. Not kidding! - Means the speaker is not kidding. It is the antonym of the acronym: Jk, which means just kidding. Therefore, Nk means that the speaker was not kidding instead of really kidding. Usually used as an insult or otherwise.
2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.
3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
2. No kidding? - Means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.
3. No Kissing. - Means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
1.
Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.
2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.
3.
Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
Timothy: Your girlfriend is a freak...
Francis: Are you kidding?
Timothy: Nk.
2.
Francis: No kidding?
Timothy: I meant not kidding moron.
3.
Joan: Nk tonight...
Timothy: Why!!?
Joan: You have bad breathe sorry.
by TanorFaux June 17, 2013
Get the nk mug.It means "I Love You!" in number code. Using the numbers above the first letter of each word. It is useful when you want to say "I love you" in a safe and not-as-awkward way. You just say '896'. If they understand the number code, they should say either:
'8962' or 8965'
If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:
83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
'8962' or 8965'
If they understand it, but they do not love you, they say:
83696, meaning I do not love you. They can also say: 866, meaning "I hate you."
Guy responds to his girlfriend's last post: 896
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!
Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
Girl responds to his boyfriend: 896 2!!!
Guy responds to his ex-girlfriend: 896...
Ex responds to his ex-boyfriend: 83696!!
by TanorFaux April 30, 2014
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