where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

Noun

Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.

"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"

by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

Fish Hook

While inserting index finger in the anus, Bend the finger into a "J-Shape" which resembles a Fish Hook.

1. Give his ass the fishhook special.

2. Don't make me fishhook you.
3. Have you ever done anal? or gotten fish hooked?

by xLegit September 20, 2022

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017