DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dick smoker

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Dick Belly

The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.

When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.

by Matt Farren June 18, 2008

Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

by dll1302 December 13, 2021

Dick me down

Getting fucked hard by a male and not being able to get up the next day

Babe can you dick me down to night

by Leanmaster420 July 5, 2016

dagger dick

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.

I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum

by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.

Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!

by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009