Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

plug cheese

The white or yellowish cheesy ear jam that collects on the earring-like jewelry referred to as plugs used to stretch earlobe holes to different sizes.

I was hugging that guy and his plug fell out. I think some of his plug cheese got on my shoulder...man, it smells like ass ,dirty belly button and toe jam.

by heehaha January 7, 2011

road cheese

Chicks who come from another location looking to hookup with local talent and often bring their suitcases with them with no place to stay.

Ugh, look at that carload of road cheese!

by flippity April 20, 2011

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011

queef cheese

When the female vagina exerts a putrid odor along with a slight discolored ooze

Put the queef cheese on my salad Agnes

by Myniqqa April 6, 2014

Vegan Cheese

Evil fake cheese

Instead of eating vegan cheese go eat real cheese like a normal person

by Fredrick Fredrickson October 26, 2017

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017