Carpet

A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.

Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)

by PancreasPoke November 7, 2007

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Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

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carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

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Man carpet

A condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. Usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.

Dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.

by drycover March 20, 2011

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1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)

"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"

by ColdFire October 26, 2006

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