aftersmile

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.

He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.

by nirgle June 5, 2011

afternoon person

Richard Keith Perry. 01/08/88

Richard is not a morning person. Richard is not a night owl. Richard is an afternoon person.

by Awesometimes12 November 11, 2013

Aftermoon

The time after midnight and before dawn.
This word plays with the sound and meaning of its opposite - as afternoon is the time after mid day, aftermoon is the time after midnight.

I'm so tired, I went to sleep last night at 2:00 aftermoon.

by JustTheOrdinaryFox September 9, 2020

After The Flash: Wintertide

crap

I've just played some random ass game.. it was so crap Oh you mean After the flash: Wintertide?

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating

Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Afterglow

A hangover that is worth it because the previous night was so awesome.

Friend 1: Duude, why are you so happy? Don't you have a hangover from last night?

Friend 2: Nah, I've got an afterglow from dancing so hard and meeting my dream girl.

by Jcloud October 9, 2018