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Aftermoon 

The time after midnight and before dawn.
This word plays with the sound and meaning of its opposite - as afternoon is the time after mid day, aftermoon is the time after midnight.
I'm so tired, I went to sleep last night at 2:00 aftermoon.
Aftermoon by JustTheOrdinaryFox September 9, 2020

aftermoon 

the afternoon when the moon is still visible up until noon
Hey, do you want to grab lunch this aftermoon? I want to eat outside and would prefer not to see the moon while we're eating.
aftermoon by themoonguy December 6, 2009

Aftermoon 

have you seen the savage aftermoon on discord?
Aftermoon by bobdilbert February 27, 2017

Aftermoon 

A man on discord who wanted a urban dictionary entry he is also know as being savage
have you seen aftermoon on discord?
Aftermoon by bobdilbert February 27, 2017

Aftermorrow 

Coined by The Man, William James Tiberius Byrne the word aftermorrow simply means the day after tomorrow and it is a quick and easy alternative to the long hand The-Day-After-Tomorrow and a more familiar word than the Latin Postridies and Postetradies. By creating an amalgamation of the Shakespearean word Tomorrow and the everyday word Afternoon.
John Smith: We shall meet again, perhaps tomorrow to be sure?
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!
Aftermorrow by Jackson Steel August 27, 2018

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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