Tail

having good anal sex with clothes on.

Ron gives better tail than you.

by SirSpermsALot April 21, 2017

tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

by Ya sit July 12, 2017

Tailbag

A droopy ass of some fat old broad who is waddling in front of you at the local Walmart. You know that thing hasn't had a good wipe between those floppy cheeks, the matted fur aound that cavernous hole must have an odor emenating from it like the stench of a thousand corpses. Thankfully those floppy tailbags hold that stench in securely unless one of them suddenly flops to the left or right. You'd better get around her quick just in case.

Yeah Jessica's got a great ass now, but look at the tailbags on her mom.

by oracle of umph May 19, 2017

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

Tailblazer

When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.

Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.

Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer

Really? Does it still hurt?

No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.

by Lars2500 June 15, 2017

tågi

When you are gone in your own sick thoughts. It's like you have been doing drugs, even if you don't have. You feeling dizzy but happy at the same time.

"I am so tågi"

by Mollycat10 June 20, 2017

tail pony

The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation

Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!

by Extremely Uninterested October 17, 2017