Caribbean Swamp Goggles 

When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.

That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.

Caribbean Swamp Goggles by Jackington the Third November 28, 2009

Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

Shit Swamp by BFew November 27, 2010

cock swamp 

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

cock swamp by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014

Salisbury Swamp Sock 

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

Salisbury Swamp Sock by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009

bloody swamp 

It is supposedly the most difficult video game level EVER. However, it is possible. I TOTALLY BEAT IT!!

Wow! I just beat Bloody Swamp-- I tried it a billion times, and it never worked. Then I tried using Bezerker, and it worked.

bloody swamp by seane December 6, 2004

Cajun Swamp Gas 

Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.

Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.

Cajun Swamp Gas by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

magic swamp 

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

magic swamp by j-cleft March 4, 2009