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Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top
"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
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Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 9, 2021
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Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012
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swamp lung

when your girl swallows everytime and comes down with a chronic case of swamp lung
"damn my girl got swamp lung"
by SwampLung March 30, 2015
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Swamp Lung

noun

1. An annual lung infection.
Ive got the Swamp Lung again!
by Otto Maddox666 August 18, 2020
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Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
by Cactus? April 28, 2024
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