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Skin Jeans. Jeans that are crazy tight.
Jon: "Nice skeens, fag."

Me: "I know you like the shape of my thighs, homosaurus."
skeens by Matt Honcho June 9, 2009

Skeetball 

When a man draw’s three red rings around a women’s belly button, then the female uses her feet to ejaculate the male. When the male orgasm’s, the female must aim his cum into the center ring around her belly button to score.
Christina is playing skeetball and just scored 100 points, she needs a towel.
Skeetball by UnosFun January 22, 2011

Skeetslap 

After a person bust a nut in a condom, he took the condom off and slap the girl with it.
She was really upset with her boyfriend cause he skeetslap her after they finish having sex.
Skeetslap by Mr.sexyt May 20, 2010

skeetfast 

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse
Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!
skeetfast by Ash May 13, 2005
Slang for an Ecstacy pill. (possibly derived from the likeness in shape to a skeet shooting disc?)
"Yo wanna pop another skeetie?"
skeetie by Big_Tex September 22, 2007

Skeet Sleep 

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!
Skeet Sleep by MisterBasto October 22, 2008