schwag 

a llama, cusco, brown, schwag

look at that schwagwar walking over there

schwag by johnny bobbyson October 10, 2012

Schwama 

used by the younger generation (born 1995-1996) to replace any word to exclude a name place or verb or just for comical ammusment.

pronounced ;

(shh-wa-maa)

instead of ;

josh is over there

it would be

Schwama is over there

'or'
josh is schwama there

'or'
Schwama is over schwama

Schwama by wade-luke-josh October 29, 2012

schwaggered 

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

schwaggered by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013

schwaf

Fake German word meaning the taint, grundle, or fleshy fun bridge.

If I don't take a shower immediately after running, my schwaf takes on a pungent nutty aroma.

schwaf by Deutschbag99 December 9, 2013

Schwarzenagger

One who uses strength, intimidation, and deadpan humor delivered in broken English to "encourage" things to be accomplished by his/her more docile spouse or children.

"I didn't want to be a helicopter pilot after I graduated high school but my dad is such a schwarzenagger and he said I had no choice but to GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

Schwarzenagger by Gartl June 12, 2014

schwankinator 

A man who cannot come to terms with his small penis and spends most of his time compensating for it.

He is such a pathetic schwankinator!

schwankinator by OwnerOfTheUniverse July 7, 2014

Schwampadomp 

V. To do something with ease or success, and then rub it in the face of someone who can't pick it up as fast.

Eric: Hey Josh, you stacked it 3 times in about a minute! You gotta pick up your game!

Matt: Holy shit Josh, he just schwampadomped the shit out of you!

Schwampadomp by USA-Today July 14, 2014