shrimpin’

simpin’ over someone who plays with their (sea)food

i am straight up shrimpin’ over oliver

by oliverluvvr September 7, 2020

shramplication

Undisclosed sexual favors for the sake of human survival. This includes, but is not limited to, blow jobs, hand jobs, and basic intercourse. Of course, these actions are dependent upon the exchange of copious amounts of Bud Light.

Mr Chocolate Shakes, Old Man Prez, and their buddies surrendered themselves to shramplication with extraterrestrial, spandex-wearing females for the survival of Earth.

by MrChocolateShakes March 16, 2011

Shrimming

To swim whilst also tripping on shrooms. Preferably off a beach.

"Hey, Diana and I went to the beach to trip and ended up shrimming in the ocean."

by Iamnoname February 18, 2015

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005

shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.

Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!

by Ashley January 2, 2005

Shrimping

To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.

Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.

by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006