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Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023
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race car

race car backwards is race car race

car sideways is how paul walker died
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Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.
White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?
by InnerKing May 25, 2023
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Race Traitor

Some wigger named Andrew K who fucked two black chicks.
That white guy hooked up with a black girl. He is a race traitor!
by King94565 April 28, 2025
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race-ism

Which many people would either see as a typo for racism or something related to race car driving, especially the first thing, but in this case it's when you're racist towards white people and black people and or some of the other races that exist.
Holly and Jacob both really bad cases of race-ism and what makes it even worse that goes beyond whites and blacks, even though it would obviously still be completely unacceptable if it was just for them.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2024
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race feeding

Verb. The act of setting up one race, causing in racial discourse or an online race war
"Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"

"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 4, 2021
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