update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 25, 2011

tongue rape

When someone shoves their tongue into your mouth when you desperately try to pull away.

*The tongue always juts in the mouth first.

Christine, the strongest person in the grade, tongue raped her crush Collin outside the toilet. When Collin tried to push Christine's tongue away, he made many failed attempts. Christine forced-made out with him for five minutes before breaking up.

by Babies porn August 25, 2013

shit a brick and rape you with it

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.

That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

Gang Rape

When several men rape a woman, demonstrating incredible cowardice and supporting the notion that we humans reside on a limb far from the top of the evolutionary tree.

Gang rape is a horrible crime.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

hug rape

an unwanted or unexpected hug by a person...or persons, that cannot be gotten out of.
Could be a surprise hug....or just a totally unwanted one altogether.

haha HUG RAPE!! *hugs* <---wanted hug

U WILL HUG ME BITCH *hugs struggling person* <---- unwanted hug

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 22, 2004