Pensi

A baby puma with lung cancer.

Damn Hays, you must be a pensi

by Pensilover November 18, 2009

Pepsi Vanilla

The end result of ejaculating into a woman's anus and having her excrete the semen into a wine glass.

Doris and I enjoyed an after dinner Pepsi Vanilla.

by mrducks December 19, 2003

Pepsi Blue

take crest sparkle fun toothpaste and mix it with club soda. should be renamed pepsi asscrap or pepsi shit box. or pepsi N-gage.

its like toothpaste but in liquid form!! I gave it to my cat and it made severe diarhea and exploded!

by poot slap January 11, 2004

Pessimist

Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.

Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"

(Both) "shut up, asshole!"

by MrMrMemeyGuy June 1, 2018

Pessimistic

A negative Nancy/John. Usually also a simp

“That guy John is so pessimistic”

by Negative 1234 May 4, 2020

Passive

Staying alert and watching your surroundings

You better move passive cause we gonna crash yew

by JahNYC February 28, 2020

Passion Merchant

Lonzo Ball

passion merchant is defined as a person like Lonzo Ball Is just running around doing nothing

by IQ Lorddd November 2, 2021