pourch monkey

A black person who lives in the ghetto.

That pourch monkey capped your ass with his tricked out gat.

by ...emerica... January 25, 2005

monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.

Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.

by bad_uncle February 25, 2015

monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Porch Monkey

A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

by MUKUM January 6, 2009

Poarch Monkey

Poarch Monkey isn't a racial term. Nigger is.

What can I get you my little Poarch Monkey? It's okay, I'm taking it back.

by SlyCrime August 11, 2006

pirate monkey

term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.

do i get a pirate monkey?

by moon August 1, 2004

pig monkey

Pig Monkey is the alias of a Hacker-Anarchist-Shaman from somewhere along the Western coast of the United States.

Pig Monkey is one 1337 guy.

by Shadow Man July 29, 2006