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Central mountain high school 

A school in Pennsylvania full of children and drug addicts who cant ever learn to stfu. It's a place full of lesbians and dikes and tranys
Dont go to central mountain high school or you will get an STD

shaved mountain 

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

Balls Mountain 

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.
Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!

Corona Mountain 

The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).

Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!

Inverted Mountain

Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
“I know right!”

The Mountain Bandit Broil 

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.
"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."